Budz, although I try, my house isn’t 100% pretty. It’s easy to lie to the world and make it seem that way on the internet though. A few of you have noticed that I never post photos of my bathroom, and that’s for good reason – there’s only shame to share. We have two bathrooms in our house, one in the basement, that for the time being consists of a toilet and a roll of toilet paper. The other is on the second floor of our house, and is used by the entire family as well as guests. Herein lies the problem. We are hosting four holiday events throughout the next five weeks, that means lots and lots of people are going to be making visits to our super-sad bathroom. They are going to see the dirty caulk that is never 100% free of boy pee, white grout that should’ve never been used in a main bathroom, dated chrome fixtures, and shiny faux-marble tile. Talk about having to put lipstick on a pig.
Thankfully, with a little nudge from the folks at Ace Hardware, I was able to finally tackle this project that had long been at the bottom of the to-do list. Ace had asked us Ace bloggers to give their color matching technology a try on our next project – I knew as soon as I heard about it, that this was a project solely meant for the upstairs bathroom.
For reference here is the before and after. I had done a quick little makeover about a year-and-a-half after we moved in. It basically involved a coat of paint, a new shower curtain and some towels. It was okay. Now, after a few years living with it, that green color began to totally wear on me, and white just wasn’t a good color for a vanity that saw lots of dirty hands and little kid traffic.
My inspiration for the vanity color came from a sentimental 7″ record. The Plastic Constellations was Jeff’s band that formed in high school – they went on to be a band for 10 more years, write four more records, go on countless tours, get an 8.5 review on pitchfork, and make tons of friends. Jeff and I spent much of our early 20’s driving around the country in a touring van – it was the best. Needless to say, TPC Blue was going to be the paint color of choice.
Ace was happy to color match this sucker for me, and they can color match most anything as long as it is larger than a quarter, is opaque, and can be flattened to fit under the color matching robot machine. I thought the color would be close, but this is right on the nuts! I had the color mixed with Valspar Aspire paint in a satin finish. I’ve used this paint in the past, and I always enjoy how smoothly it goes on, and how well it covers. The walls were painted in Clark + Kensigton Linen, which I also used in the basement.
Let’s start with the grout. I get that white in a bathroom makes everything look crisp and clean, but it is so hard to keep up with, especially when it’s on the floor and especially in a bathroom used by the entire family. Our wide grout lines are a constant shade of grey, and it’s super gross and embarassing. Luckily, I have found a solution that makes the best of a bad situation. There is this grout coating called Tile Guard that does a good job of transforming grey grout, back into white. It’s easy to use, you just have to make sure that you allow a four hour dry time. Liberally apply the coating to the grout lines, let it sit four hours, and then wipe the coating off the tile with a damp rag. Much improved!
To caulk, I typically tape off the caulk line. Then I apply a bead of caulk, which doesn’t have to be perfect because you’ll be smoothing it out later. Once the bead is applied, take your finger, dip it in water, and then with consistent pressure, smooth out the caulk line. Slowly remove the tape for crisp clean edges and then one more time, wet your finger, and do one last pass over the line. This will smooth the caulk nicely and make a seamless transition between the two planes. Have a garbage bag and lots of paper towels on hand!
Okay, so I kinda went nuts with the paint. I was so sick of the chrome fixtures (I can deal with nickel, brass or bronze but not this), purchased and installed by the previous owners, but I didn’t have the budget to purchase a new set. Someday this bathroom will be renovated, and making major purchases before that time happens doesn’t sound like super awesome or smart idea to me. Paint it is, and now that I know all about Amy Howard at Home, I knew that I could pull off a brass-ish look with a bit of spray paint and some wax treatments. I know, I can’t believe I’m fauxing stuff either, but sometimes, it’s just what you have to do to save a buck.
I reused the same hardware that I had fallen in love with years ago. The enamel colors didn’t fit in with the new look of the room so I quickly painted the center of the brass circles black using my new go-to, Amy Howard chalk paint in black.
I know you guys probably need to get ready for company too, together with Ace Hardware, I’m giving away a $100 gift card. Gift Card Giveaway to the rafflecoppter site to enter. Entries will be taken between now and December 4th at midnight. You can enter three ways, via facebook like, instagram follow, or just a basic entry. Happy Holidays, and good luck!